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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."
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"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"
"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution...."
"What do you call a crayon without any wax? A crayoff"
"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"
"The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part."
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
"Why did Trump run in Us instead of Canada? Because He's worried that he would win with a minority government."
"Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it."