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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"

"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"Would you like me to make you a hot dog? Yes, please. Poof! You're a hot dog!"

"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."

"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."