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Joke of the Day

"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."

"What do you call a black jew? Overcooked"

"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."

"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"

"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."

"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."

"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"

"I was on a date with a girl and she said ""did you notice my finger nails?"" And I was like ""yes"" and she was like ""well I have no arms"""

"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"