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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black jew? Overcooked"
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"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"
"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."
"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"
"Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance."
"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."
"Cat knocks over coffee Me.... Cat.... Me... Cat.... Me: well? Cat.... Me.... Cat: (Russian accent) I admit to nothing. Jumps down"
"Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!"
"My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues."
"A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here? - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf. - Do you have any books closer?"""