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Joke of the Day
"What drug can Donald Trump not live without? Xanax, for Hispanic attacks."
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"A criminal tried to escape federal jurisdiction by running across the southern border, but then he had a sudden realization.. He was in Tasmania"
"I just remembered the fuck out of the titans."
"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."
"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"
"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""
"*Skrillex, young and penniless, is working at a grocery store and shelving boxes of produce* *drops beets* Oh. Oh my god."
"Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."
"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."