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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"
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"Its no longer the little birdy that told you something. now days its ""i seen it on facebook."""
"Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year."
"IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . ."
"I can prove that primates don't exist... Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4."
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."
"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."
"And on the third day, Jesus came back. Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard."
"What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes? A: Deterrent."