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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."

"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."

"A black man walks into a bar and robs it."

"Hate being fat. Love eating food."

"I like my elections like I like my contract bridge. No Trump"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...I kept getting a ladder in my tights."

"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"

"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"