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Joke of the Day
"Repeat after me: It doesn't matter how big the problem is, posting it on Facebook won't solve it."
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"Did you hear about the man who hid in the refrigerator? He thought he would be cool."
"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."
"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."
"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."