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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."
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"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."
"What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common? They can both bring out the child from within."
"A poster at the door of a church said, ""If you are tired of your sins, come in."" Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added ""Call me, if not."""
"Piggybaccks are like blowjobs Its only really fun for one person, and in both, someone gets off"
"High-Speed Rail in the US."
"A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, ""You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""
"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"