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Joke of the Day

"what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ggggkkk"" huh...kinda hard to tell this joke in text."

"Kanye West Running For President 2020"

"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"

"What is the only meat a Catholic Priest is allowed to eat on Good Friday? Nun"

"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"

"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."

"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"

"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"

"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."