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Joke of the Day

"what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ggggkkk"" huh...kinda hard to tell this joke in text."

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I'm a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight"

"An elderly man was quite unhappy"

"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."

"What gets harder the more you play with it? A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!"

"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."

"What does an orphan get for Christmas? Really lonely."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."