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Joke of the Day
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground"
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"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"
"Karate Kid (1984) Two grown adults enlist minors to fight a martial arts proxy war."
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."
"My childhood left me with unreal expectations about how often I would see pies used as weapons."
"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."
"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"
"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."