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Joke of the Day

"If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save? Man : Off course, the tiger.. very few are left"

"Answer: 9W Question: Does your name begin with a V Herr Wagner?"

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me: Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"Larry is a biologist who prefers to observe his deep-sea specimens up close in the field He works well under pressure"

"Tell me your best joke?"

"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"

"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."

"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"