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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend got so mad she battered me with some vegetables. She has a terrible tempura."
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"I just got an email offering ""free bible verses"". You know, because who can afford bible verses?"
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? Rep-tiles."
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*"
"Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature."
"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."
"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."