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Joke of the Day
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
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"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? AI (Artificial Intelligence)"
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."
"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""
"Once upon a time I tried to make a joke in a music class Sadly, it fell flat."
"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""
"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."
"Black humor jokes? Post here some funny black humor jokes !I am boooring as hell and you guys make me laugh everytime,so please!"
"it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one"