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Joke of the Day
"What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!"
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"What religious people say: ""I have you in my prayers."" What non-religious people hear: ""I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."""
"Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn't listening to begin with."
"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."
"Great Barrier Reef is 'almost dead', say scientists It is officially being downgraded to a ""Good Barrier Reef""."
"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"
"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"
"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"
"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."
"Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A: The bucket."