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Joke of the Day
"What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!"
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"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."
"If I were a rat, I wouldn't give my ass either."
"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."
"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."
"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"
"Why is russian roulette bad for parties? It kills the mood ."
"Woman finds out her husband is gay Wife: YOU'RE GAY?! WTF. I'm going out! Husband: Where are you going?! Wife: I'm going to find a real man! Husband: Well, don't forget to get me one too!"
"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."