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Joke of the Day
"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"
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"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"
"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."
"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"
"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."
"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."
"I Hate When Old People Poke You at a wedding and say ""you are Next"". So next time i was at a funeral I poked them and said ""You are Next""."
"Can someone please wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?"
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"