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Joke of the Day

"Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam."

"Chef Joke. What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking? Gordan Ramses"

"When a waiter sees my disability and asks the person I'm with what I want to eat, I respond ""Our telepathy is a bit off. You should ask me."""

"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."

"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"

"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"

"What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle."

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."

"This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line."

"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."