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Joke of the Day
"If I were a rat, I wouldn't give my ass either."
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"A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, ""five beers, please."""
"[Duck support group] ""After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day"" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*"
"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."