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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."
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"Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black"
"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."
"The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning."
"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."
"Are your breast imported? Because they look like they're over C's"
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"
"Really Google auto-complete? You really think I want to search for 'hardcore poem'???"