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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."
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"What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade."
"At first notice, the word ""Diputseromneve"" looks quite ridiculous. However, if you read it backwards its even more stupid."
"Wife: ""You need to watch A Series of Unfortunate Events"" Me: ""okay, I'll get out the wedding video"""
"My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. well i'm bad at telling jokes"
"Of course divorce is expensive. The price of freedom has always been high."
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip."
"If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach"
"Never have sex at an Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family."
"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."