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Joke of the Day
"Why is russian roulette bad for parties? It kills the mood ."
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"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked"
"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."
"Post the most offensive jokes you can think of The child abuser motto: hit them before puberty does"
"Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old"
"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"The Starbucks in my town just hired a Jewish barista... He brews."
"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was NOT letting his friends and family know he was good with computers."
"I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years."