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Joke of the Day

"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."

"[me as a cop] Me: Mrs Hill? Woman: yes Me: it's Ms Hill now Woman: huh Me: ur husbands dead Woman: h-how? Me [hand on her shoulder]: he died"

"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."

"People who take things literally on twitter, stop. Wait. First take this tweet literally, then stop."

"Mexican, Chinese, Jew & Black jokes are all the same. Once Jew heard Juan, Yu heard Jamal."

"How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar....... And the bar staff said to the grasshopper "" theres a drink named after you "" The Grasshopper replied "" theres a drink called bob?! """

"What did the scat fetishist say to his wife before divorcing her? I've had enough of your shit."

"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"

"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."