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Joke of the Day
"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."
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"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."
"What did the painting on the wall say to the cop? I've been framed!"
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"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."
"If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them."
"What's blue and white and sits up a tree? A fridge wearing a denim jacket."
"Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn.... We have bananis...... And avocadi"