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Joke of the Day
"Farts are the air to my throne."
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"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"
"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."
"A guy started Social Network rehab centre; It has no computers, no wifi, no mobiles, no tablets & no customers"
"I want my tombstone to just say ""You should see the other guy"" on it"
"A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine"
"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."
"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."
"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."
"[ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?"