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Joke of the Day
"Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile..."
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"When I was a kid, hearing, ""Wow, you are really getting heavy"" used to make me beam with satisfaction..... But now I'm 35 and weigh 300 pounds, that shit has totally lost its appeal."
"Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor."
"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes."
"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"My girlfriend just texted me ""myspacebarisbrokencanyougivemeanalternative?"" Does anyone know what ""ternative"" means?"
"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"