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Joke of the Day

"[ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?"

"A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today ""Just dump them out in your garden"" said one long-eared FDA agent"

"British politics is like a gym. Everyone laughs when they see youkip."

"What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma."

"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"

"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"

"I tried telling a pun to a group of kleptomaniacs.. ..but they kept taking things literally"

"Feminist I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better."

"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""

"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."