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Joke of the Day
"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."
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"What's an emo's favorite game? Russian roulette, except with a full chamber."
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"I heard that Ireland is the richest country in the world.... Its capital has been Dublin for over a hundred years now."
"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"
"""Dad, I'm suicidal."" ""Hi suicidal, I'm dad."""
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a puppy."
"Capture a raccoon & an octopus. Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids."