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Joke of the Day

"A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine"

"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."

"I know why all those Galaxy Note Sevens keep catching fire! My mix tape comes pre-installed on them."

"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"

"What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car? CELINE WUT R U DION"

"Why couldn't the tampon twins get dates? They were both stuck up cunts!"

"Like Hannah Montana Transexual porn is the best of both worlds."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"God making man in his image was the original selfie"

"My mom has a rule that we do nothing on Christmas that Jesus didn't do. Apparently, Jesus drank a pitcher of martinis & hit on the caterer.."