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Joke of the Day

"A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming - Tim Vine"

"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""

"What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch."

"Witch: Doctor doctor I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."

"Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]"

"If you are unhappy with this status update, please press 0 to speak with a customer service representative. Just kidding! Kiss my ass"

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"

"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."

"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"