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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R."

"I've been doing a lot of work around my yard, I hope my neighbours don't take a fence to it."

"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"

"What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair."

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."

"Why didn't Edward leave his house? Because he was Snowden."

"What did one tomato say to the other? Catch up."

"I had the worst day EVER!!! I found a hair in my booger and it totally ruined my booger :("