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Joke of the Day
"I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?"
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"Why are oceans called ""The High Seas""? Because of all the seaweed!"
"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."
"Me: Woohoo, I survived Thanksgiving! I can relax now. Anxiety: Haha...Christmas."
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"
"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."
"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."
"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates... They'll kill your dog."