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Joke of the Day

"When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image. But I'm getting ahead of myself."

"What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man."

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."

"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."

"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."

"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!"

"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one."

"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."