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Joke of the Day
"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."
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"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""
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"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."