154100

Joke of the Day

"It was a pain to clean up after carrying out my fetish for the first time. But its definitely a load off my chest."

"Suzy Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set? She has no arms... Knock knock? Who's there? Not Suzy"

"My computer can sing it's A Dell"

"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"

"I'm going to a costume party as jesus. What are some good jesus party quotes I can use?"

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"

"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"

"How does french cheese expire? From age"

"What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time? Snow Storms"