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Joke of the Day

"My computer can sing it's A Dell"

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."

"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."

"A helicopter crashed on a graveyard Reports says over 500 dead."

"Why did the BMX date the motorcycle? He was feeling a bit bike-curious."

"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."

"What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take? Vitamin ""D""."

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"