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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"
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"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""
"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"
"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"
"At least there's one other woman who's more wasted than me in this emergency room. No, my mistake, she's got dementia."
"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"
"My mum says I need to get rid of my blow up sex doll. I don't want to let her down."
"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"
"Chefs who can't admit failure present: Soft-boiled eggs Steak tartare Twice-baked potatoes Sour cream Calzones Pineapple upside down cake"
"There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help."