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Joke of the Day

"A member of the Army Corps of Engineers was working on the design of the bottom of an android ""What exactly is going on?"", I asked. He replied, ""A Major engineering feet."""

"I know that there are people who don't love their fellow man I hate those people."

"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."

"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."

"Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it."

"What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer."