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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"It's not really murder if you're already dead to me."

"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."

"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."

"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."

"And that's how the fight started My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...."

"Didn't will.i.am once say he was going to make a car? well.he.isn't"

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."