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Joke of the Day
"I make breakfast for my new boyfriend. ""How do you like your eggs? I like mine *fertilised*."""
Next Joke
"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"What's the biggest lie of the election? Voting machines aren't hackable."
"How do you spell ""nose"" is Spanish? nose"
"I went to the doctor today and he told me to stop masturbating so much. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"""Why don't you trust me?"", she texted both the guys simultaneously."
"What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach? Carmen Sandy Eggo"
"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."