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Joke of the Day

"They named it Galaxy Note because when you take this thing out of your pocket, the entire Galaxy can note that it's been taken out."

"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."

"How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss?"

"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."

"It's your choice. Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death."

"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment 'our love is priceless' for under $75?"

"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."

"How do you contact a cross dresser? Shemail"