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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."

"Want to hear a clean joke? Jerry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man."

"Kindness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting."

"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."

"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."

"If I lived in Alabama, I'd name my daughter, 'Banjo-lina""."

"Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person."

"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"

"Too many kids don't know what it's like to enjoy a book the old-fashioned way (watching the movie version on VHS the night before a test)."