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Joke of the Day

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"

"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."

"What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in"

"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."

"Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it."

"Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal"

"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?"