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Joke of the Day

"My mom's (one ethnicity) & my dad's (another)... So I guess you could say that makes me a (shitty, lazy comedian!)"""

"My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"

"Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things we'll pick the first. We stopped listening and didn't hear the second."

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"What's the difference between a church bell & a church? A church bell peals from the steeple."

"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""

"What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging."