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Joke of the Day
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
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"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."
"Give 100% in everything you do Except giving blood"
"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"
"Only sometimes do I use semicolons in my writing; I don't want to sound like a *complete* asshole. edit: grammar. Thanks, /u/jwfiredragon"
"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."
"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."
"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""