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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."

"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"

"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."

"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."

"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."

"Son asks ""Dad, do you die if you lose your head?"" Dad responds ""That is a no-brainer"""

"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."

"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."