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Joke of the Day

"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""

"No wonder 1% is so bad I got my raise, not even 1%, my bank don't even give close to 1%. But my taxes ---- **30%**."

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."

"RIP to that hoodie you left at your ex-gf's house. She says she has no idea what youre talkin about but she knows. Wheres my hoodie, Denise?"

"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."

"What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy? Julius Seizure"