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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
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"Cat: I think i have a rash. Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"if u see someone chewing gum in the morning, it's 100% bc they didn't brush their teeth. they're nasty as hell n not worthy of ur respect"
"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"
"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."
"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""
"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"