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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
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"Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water..."
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
"Do you avoid clickbait properly? You don't"
"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."
"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""
"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."