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"A joke A dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
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"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."
"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."
"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."
"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."
"I'm a masochist. I downvote myself."
"""Stop calling me your roommate. I'm your husband and the father of your children."" -My Roommate"
"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."
"Death is like a chance to fuck in high school or college If you find out how it was close - you will be surprised."