126145
Joke of the Day
"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
Next Joke
"To the raisin I just beat to death with my shoe.. Eww! I thought you were a spider. Eww! Someone's bringing raisins in my house."
"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"
"""I'm sorry, it's just who I am."" = ""I am a giant asshole and have no plans of improving myself as a human."""
"Asking your mom, ""Will there be any pretty girls coming?"" Is a good way of getting out of going to your family reunion.."
"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."
"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."
"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"
"How is a girlfriend like a pronoun? Your's is possessive"
"Why are black people tall? Their knee grows."