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Joke of the Day
"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
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"An 8 year old and his uncle walk deep into the woods... The 8 year old turns to his uncle and says ""I'm scared."" The uncle responds "" you think your scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."
"Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture."
"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"
"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"[Job Interview] How would you describe your time management skills? Me: Can we talk about this later? I'm late for an appointment."