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Joke of the Day

"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."

"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."

"Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet."

"Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right."

"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"

"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."

"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."

"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."

"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."

"Have you heard about the gay Chinese prostitute? He only does brojobs."