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Joke of the Day
"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"
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"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"
"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."
"What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop"
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze? You invite two of them."
"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."
"I don't know who this Rorschach guy is but..... Why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?"
"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"