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Joke of the Day
"My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji."
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"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"
"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"
"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."
"What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea? It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)"
"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."
"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."