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Joke of the Day
"How does a frog fasten two objects together? Rivets."
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"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."
"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."
"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."
"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."
"Horses are vegans, too, yet you don't hear them yapping on and on about it do you?"
"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."