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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... then a table, then finally a chair."
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"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."
"How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS it! (He brews it)"
"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"
"I was never great with girls but I have standards... I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly..."
"I don't want to alarm anyone but BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"