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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... then a table, then finally a chair."
Next Joke
"Thanks for telling me this is your ""pet cat"" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat."
"Dicks and vaginas are like coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same."
"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
"I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works."
"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"
"This may sound arrogant but I think I could make a better Periodic Table."
"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"